Break up like a manchild.

Crafted by robots, delivered by a coward, be emotionally unattached... crying optional

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Avoid all responsibility.

Let our AI do the dirty work. You just sit back and watch the drama unfold.

Choose from a list of feuding celebrities, or enter your own. The more drama, the better.

Maximum Damage, Minimum Effort.

Why have a mature conversation when you can just press a button?

Emotionally Stunted

Our AI is trained on the comment sections of YouTube and Reddit, ensuring your message is as emotionally nuanced as a 14-year-old troll.

We Read Your DMs

Your privacy is an illusion. We're probably selling your data to foreign governments, but hey, at least you don't have to have an awkward conversation.

Increase the Anxiety (For Them)

Send a message that will leave them questioning their sanity for weeks. Our tool gives you a script so devastating, you can sit back and enjoy the show.

Ready to Burn it All Down?

Embrace the chaos. Your next terrible decision is just a click away.

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Loved by Manchildren Everywhere.

Our users are our biggest fans. And also, probably terrible people.

    • I used this to break up with my girlfriend of 5 years. I sent the message while she was at work. She came home crying. 10/10 would recommend.

      Chad
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    • My ex said my message was 'cruel and unusual punishment'. The restraining order was a bit much, but I can't argue with the results. Thanks, BreakupBot!

      Kyle
      19

    • I didn't even want to break up with him, I just wanted to see what it would say. Long story short, I'm single now. Whoops!

      Stacey
      29

    • This app saved me from having to look my girlfriend in the eye while I crushed her soul. Now I have more time for Fortnite. It's a win-win.

      Brad
      22

    • I matched with a girl on Tinder just so I could use this to break up with her. It was hilarious. She was not amused.

      Definitely Not A Sociopath
      31

    • I used the Trump vs. Musk template. My (now ex) boyfriend is a huge Musk fanboy. He cried for 3 days. It was epic.

      MAGA-nificent
      27

Break up like a manchild

Crafted by robots, delivered by a coward, be emotionally unattached... crying optional

Monthly

Perfect for a one-time coward.

$3

  • Ghosting automation
  • Plausible deniability
  • Pre-written excuses

Yearly

For the professional heartbreaker.

$9

  • Ghosting automation
  • Plausible deniability
  • Pre-written excuses
  • Breakup scheduling
  • Emotional support chatbot (for you)
  • Manchild certificate

Your Burning Questions, Answered with a Shrug.

If you have questions about our tool, we have answers. If you have questions about your relationship... also, don't ask us.

    • Is this legally considered a 'crime against humanity'?

      Our lawyers have advised us to say 'no comment'. But also, probably? We're not legal experts, we're just emotionally stunted tech bros.

    • Will this help me grow as a person?

      Hahahahahahaha. Oh, you were serious? No. Absolutely not. It will do the opposite. You will become a worse person. That's the point.

    • What if my ex retaliates?

      That's a 'you' problem. We take no responsibility for any and all consequences of using our service. Read the fine print. Or don't. We don't care.

    • Can I get a refund if I regret my decision?

      All sales are final. Much like your now-dead relationship, there's no going back. We have your money, and we're keeping it.

    • Is this ethical?

      Define 'ethical'. Is it ethical to ghost someone? Is it ethical to lie? Is it ethical to build a business on the emotional immaturity of others? We say... sure!

    • I think my ex used this on me. What should I do?

      First, our condolences. Second, have you considered revenge? We have a premium feature for that. Just kidding... unless?